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missmagrathea:

"Take me, take me back to your bed, I love you so much that it hurts my head."

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  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
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    Please donโ€™t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand.
    โ€• ย Sylvia Plath (via feellng)

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    Anonymous: whats a good way to reach the male prostate?

    lgnacio:

    idk by text or maybe an email

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